September 26, 2006

"But what of tomorrow!?" you cry.

"Whatever shall we do? Wherever shall we go?"

Uhh, well, I'm not sure why you're talking like that, first of all. Second, it's only my usual off-campus meeting I have to go to, so it's not like I'll NEVER come back. Unless I get crushed by a coal truck or something. In which case you might have a legitimate concern, since we all know that you just can't get high-quality bilgewater like this just anywhere.

IN ANY EVENT, should the unforeseen NOT happen, I should be back in tomorrow, only later than normal. In my absence, please be sure to check out the blogrolls, which are very similar to spring rolls, except not quite as greasy.

BUT BEFORE I GO FOR THE DAY--a question for you. What's a bigger waste of time--creating the world's largest rubber band ball, or devoting 1088 words to telling its story?

Posted by Terry Oglesby at September 26, 2006 04:03 PM
Comments

If you get crushed by a coal truck may I have the speakers in your office?

Posted by: jim at September 26, 2006 04:12 PM

Sure--if you can get here before everyone else claws down the door.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at September 26, 2006 04:16 PM

Just don't get crushed by the rubber band ball.

Posted by: Sarah G. at September 26, 2006 04:57 PM

I certainly would be a Polaroid moment.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at September 26, 2006 05:12 PM

Sarah - I'm sure if he is crushed by the rubber band ball he will bounce right back.

::group groan::

Posted by: Diane at September 27, 2006 10:45 AM

That hurt worse than getting run over by the giant rubber band ball.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at September 27, 2006 11:48 AM