September 26, 2006

One supposes...

...that "So, come here often?" and "Say, didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild!?" have finally played out--U.S. needs 2 new icebreakers, study says

Some of my favorites back in the olden days were, "I don't usually smell like this," "I don't have a phone--could you just give me your address?", and "I know you don't know it, but I have an immunity to pepper spray."

Posted by Terry Oglesby at September 26, 2006 01:01 PM
Comments

Those sound like lines Jon from "Garfield" would use.

Posted by: Larry Anderson at September 26, 2006 03:30 PM

Which explains why no one reads Garfield anymore.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at September 26, 2006 03:40 PM