August 31, 2006

Fortune Cookie Wisdom of the Day!

Well, the crafty Chinese have been hard at work again, and I have been gifted with the two following messages.

NUMBER ONE: Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.

Not when I've got to go to the restroom, it's not.

NUMBER 2: Someone you haven't seen for a long time will re-enter your life.

Hmmm. That might not be a good thing. I wonder if there's a way to specify exactly who it is? If so, I would have to say my friend Tall Blonde Tracy who lives up in the wilderness of Cullman County. If not, I would ask anyone else to please call ahead so that I can decide whether I'll be in town or not.

AND NOW, for your lucky numbers:

6 12 28 38 42. 21


7 16 28 32 45. 12

OOOooooh--verrrrry auspicious!

Or not.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at August 31, 2006 02:18 PM