...has anyone ever considered renaming Cape Canaveral "Cape Carnival"? Yes, I know--tradition and all--but still, Carnival has such a fun sound to it. Or better yet, make it "Cape Carnaval" and have a bunch of glistening Brazilian girls parading around in feather boas at launch time.
Just a thought.
Posted by Terry Oglesby at August 22, 2006 02:11 PMWell, Carnival Cruise Lines already depart from Port Canaveral, so you're part way there.
Posted by: steevil (Dr Weevil's bro Steve) at August 22, 2006 02:28 PMHmmm--I wonder could you strap a couple of rockets to one of those big boats and have a space cruise?
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at August 22, 2006 02:41 PMCape Carnivore? Serve big burgers to bubbas watching Brazilian Bikini Babes while Boosters bump big boxes into the blue yonder?
Posted by: skinnydan at August 22, 2006 02:56 PMUmm mmm Good, manatee burgers! Topless Brazilian tanga babes, Now W/Fether Boas! Plenty of free parking here at Boosters!
Posted by: Tony von Krag at August 22, 2006 03:20 PMSee, I'm telling you, it would do wonders for business.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at August 22, 2006 03:23 PMBut you've got to ban speedos. Those things would be very bad for buisiness.
Posted by: Sarah G. at August 23, 2006 11:47 AMSpoil-sport. I guess that means I'll have to take mine back to the store, huh?
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at August 23, 2006 12:29 PM