I did even MORE laundry!
Sunday was full of church things, as well as...
A HAIRCUT!
I went all the way over to the Head Start over by Target and got Miss Amanda to give me the "ol' once over," if you know what I mean. What she did with her hands--why, I don't know if you'd be able to stand it--but she put her hands all over my entire scalp!! And then, when I thought surely she must have exhausted herself, she proceeded to gently unbutton the
CAPE FROM AROUND MY NECK, and grabbed the ELECTRIC TRIMMER, and sheared my NECK HAIRS!!
"Scandalous!" you exclaim?
Why, yes, I suppose so. But such is the thrill-a-minute life I lead. I even gave her a two dollar tip!
Now then, back to what I was doing before, which was typing. Uhmm, I mean TYPING!!
Posted by Terry Oglesby at August 14, 2006 03:13 PMYour work as a writer of adult literature has been sadly ignored by the critics.
Posted by: skinnydan at August 14, 2006 03:42 PMYes indeed, I would agree. Methinks that when Terry retires from his current profession, he could perhaps get a job writing scripts for SOAP OPERAS!!
Posted by: Stan at August 14, 2006 04:06 PM--Renaldo looked down at his throbbing, swollen
THUMB that he'd only moments before SMASHED with a hammer!
That's what I like about you, Terry. Always cheap, but never tawdry.
Posted by: skinnydan at August 15, 2006 08:33 AM::bows to audience::
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at August 15, 2006 08:37 AM