June 23, 2006

Geographic Illiteracy

Not kids, this time. Local news.

I really don't want to seem like I take great joy in pointing this stuff out, but it is a pet peeve of mine--that being the ability of local television reporters to misspeak. Not once, but seemingly on a continual basis.

What brought this on? Well, there has been a recent case where an elderly family and their grandson has turned up missing, and although there is a suspect, he has not been charged in their disappearance. Yet.

In any event, the couple lived in a pretty, older section of town called College Hills, over near Birmingham-Southern College. When the story first broke, even though the video showed the obligatory "College Hills" neighborhood signs, the reporters and anchors of whichever station I was watching at the time kept calling the neighborhood "Collegeville."

Now, it might not seem like a big deal, but Collegeville is a completely different place, over to the northeast by several miles, hard up by the CSX yard and Sloss Industries. College Hills it ain't. The error might be one to be expected of a stranger, but the whole thing the local stations talk about is how connected they are to the community, and such a gaffe--repeated ENDLESSLY--tends to make that claim suspect.

What's worse is the lack of self-correction--I KNOW there are people that work at the stations who know the right names of these communities, and to let the slip continue to be repeated on air--no matter if it seems minor (and no, I don't mean Minor, or Minor Heights)--just reeks of unprofessionalism.

Another case in point--a breaking news alert last night on the FOX affiliate in which a police officer was shot while breaking up a robbery at an AutoZone. The anchor said it was in north Birmingham. Which, to my ears, sounds like "North Birmingham," an actual section of the city which, in fact. once was an incorporated town. Then he gave the address--6600 1st Avenue, North. Which is in the Wahouma/East Lake area, nowhere NEAR where North Birmingham is.

Look, TV people--just because an address around here has NORTH in it, doesn't mean it's in NORTH Birmingham. And again, there are plenty of Birmingham natives in these stations to correct such nonsense, and to let it go on and on makes you wonder just exactly how many other things get reported with such disregard for minor details.

And too, in the end, if you don't care enough about the details, it makes you wonder just how accurate the rest of your stories are.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at June 23, 2006 09:50 AM
Comments

I don't watch TV news, but I can usually tell when a local radio station has hired someone new. What trips them up here in the Baltimore area are the pronunciations of Ellicott City and Towson. It's the first syllable of Ellicott that's stressed, but newcomers usually stress the last. Newcomers will say "Toe-sun," but the local pronunciation is akin to "wow-sun."

Posted by: Steevil (Dr Weevil's bro Steve) at June 23, 2006 10:11 AM

That sounds a bit like the folks around here when they try to describe the large private club that sits atop Red Mountain--The Club. They all say "The Club," like the anti-theft thing you put on your steering wheel, but all you genteel old-timers KNOW that it's pronounced "THE Club," and to insiders, it's more like a one word pronunciation--"THEclub."

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 23, 2006 10:22 AM

I know exactly what you mean. Around here they seem to have a problem where they pronounce President Bush as Evil Sick Twisted Corporate Owned Demon from Hades Kitten Torturer Bush.

I mean, I can see where the confusion would come from, but I still wish someone would correct them.

Posted by: Skinnydan at June 23, 2006 10:50 AM

Sigh.

Kinnickinnic
Oconomowoc
Mukwonago
Ashwaubonon
Waukesha

And those are just some of the Indian names. Due to our rich ethnic heritage, there are Polish, German, Italian and various Slavic names to deal with as well.

We try to have at least *one* locally-grown talking head on each newscast. The newbies tend to butcher the names for a while, no matter how much coaching they get.

Posted by: Diane at June 23, 2006 11:06 AM

Dan, I know what you mean--they can't even remember to work in Hitler or Halliburton. Sheesh.

Diane, are you sure you're not just makin' those names up?

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 23, 2006 11:35 AM

No she isn't, I've been to Waukesha, Oconomowoc and Mukwonago.

And yes, it was with my dog.

Posted by: Sarah G. at June 23, 2006 09:21 PM