Given the tremendous outpouring of no one wishing to host the Thursday Three for the next couple of weeks, it has been suggested by a certain college professor that maybe we should do what we did last year, that is, give the Thursday Three the summer off. It is, after all, the summer solstice here in the Northern Hemisphere, so what better time to go a'hiatusing, right?
SO, although many of you wake up all excited-like and run to your computers on Thursday mornings, don't do that tomorrow, or the week after, or for the next few months.
IN LIEU OF OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING, in order to keep some amount of interest alive in Possumblog, we will instead be having an entire summer full of exciting replacement pilot episodes, such as:
Smell THIS!
My Murtha the Car
Celebrity Smell THIS!
Thrilling Stories of the Old West
Extreme Painting
Lawyers, Lawyers, Lawyers
Insensitive Theater
Judge, Jury, and Executioner Judy
The Wonderful World of Paper, Paper By-Products, and Packaging
Hot-Looking Old Ladies!
Ed Fleen, Pro Bowler
Blowed Up Real Good
Face the Nation, with Britney and K-Fed
Game Show Host Death Match
America's Most Talented Bagpiper
Luther G. Cloode's Special Needs Garage
America's Most Talented Celebrity Bagpiper
Look, A Badger!
Attractive Newswoman Beach Party and Symposium on Sexism in Broadcast Journalism
HMNR, FVJF, LL-23 AONF?
Ready, Steady, SLEEP!
Godless Commie Super Dance Party
Al Gore Vacation Slide Show
Doctors, Doctors, Doctors
The Danza Code
Decorating for the Non-Gay
Flannel is WARM!
And so many more! I know you're all just as excited as I am! Or maybe even more! Or not! But, be that as it may, just don't abandon me because the Thursday Three is on vacation!
Posted by Terry Oglesby at June 21, 2006 12:51 PMYou forgot:
So You Think You Can Stitch?
CSI: Mayberry
and....
Extreme Celebrity Apprentice Painting
Posted by: mike hollihan at June 21, 2006 04:57 PMI eagerly await the list of Hot-Looking Old Ladies just because I wonder how many times you'll manage to sneak in photos of Sophia Loren.
Posted by: Jordana at June 21, 2006 06:53 PMSpeaking of Al Gore, Jr. He'll be signing copies of his new book at a local bookstore this Friday. Sadly, I'll be out of town.
Posted by: Jordana at June 21, 2006 06:57 PMOh, I didn't forget them, Mike--they are included in the "And so many more!" along with Glenn's Puppy Recipes, Girls Gone Mild, Kennedy Family Demolition Derby, and a remake of Manimal.
And Jordana, I have no idea what you're talking about.
There are apparently a few other Summertime replacement replacements on the horizon, too:
Calisthenics & Catechism with Father Moroni Sports
Whaddayou Lookin' At? Variety
Herschele's Hebrew Hoedown Religious
Don't touch that dial!
Posted by: Skinnydan at June 22, 2006 10:28 AMOK, what is "HMNR, FVJF, LL-23 AONF?"
And my cable carrier doesn't offer Possumblog TV!! Whatever shall I do??!?!? I simply cannot miss the premier episodes of CSI: Mayberry and Herschele's Hebrew Hoedown!!
Posted by: Grouchy Old Yorkie Lady at June 22, 2006 11:13 AMSkinnydan, is Travis Bickle hosting "Whaddayou Lookin' At"?
Yorkie Lady, HMNR, FVJF, LL-23 AONF! is one of our hottest new shows with plenty of NNO, a dash of F-9g, and some of the sexiest IURFs you've ever seen! As for cable, once we get on the big bird, you'll just be able to point your dish in the sky and see everything you want and not miss a single episode! Maybe.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 22, 2006 11:29 AMPerhaps if you got your own satellite you could have 500 CHANNELS of all PossuMTV, all the time.
Posted by: Stan at June 22, 2006 11:54 AMSatellite? Well, I guess there's that, but I was talking about an actual big bird that flies around and you can get whatever droppings you can catch with a dish. See, right now people have to log on to Possumblog to get computerized bird droppings, and it's just not nearly so great as the real thing.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 22, 2006 12:38 PMAny chance of Weevil St. Univ. offering remedial classes on one of the community-access cable channels?
GED [Gettin 'er done] Diploma
American Idol Tips [local guest lecturers!]
Hurricane Recovery 201
Barbeque 150
Vulcan Mythology
Spring Football Practice Highlights [hosted by Cletus]
24 Hour Video Monitor of WSU Quadrangle
You know, that's really not a bad idea at all. And here I was thinking Thursdays would be so dull this summer!
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 22, 2006 01:01 PM