Via perpetually vacationing professor Jim Smith, we have this:
Three friends die in a car accident and they participate in an orientation session in heaven led by someone trained to assist them during this transition. Oddly enough, this orientation is called "Fresh Start." In the first dialog session, they are all asked, "When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a schoolteacher who made a huge difference for our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies,
"I would like to hear them say... 'LOOK, HE'S MOVING!'"
*snort*
Posted by: Sarah G. at June 1, 2006 09:04 AMHeh.
Posted by: Grouchy Old Yorkie Lady at June 1, 2006 12:15 PM