You know, you can't pick up a computer monitor nowadays without seeing news stories about the obesity epidemic, the diabetes epidemic, the bird flu epidemic, the AIDS epidemic, the asthma epidemic, the knife attack epidemic, the cancer epidemic, the allergy epidemic--on and on.
But you know what? No one ever seems concerned about the stupidity epidemic.
I'm just sayin'.
Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 31, 2006 12:12 PMMust I resurrect my "Stupidity Flux" theory?
Posted by: Larry Anderson at May 31, 2006 12:18 PMPlease elucidate, Professor.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 31, 2006 12:21 PMPersonally, I refer to it as the "dumbass parade", which sounds much more festive.
Posted by: skillzy at May 31, 2006 02:38 PMPS - you forgot the ADD/ADHD epidemic, the restless leg epidemic, and the crazed lacrosse rapist epidemic. AND the oil company profit epidemic.
Posted by: skillzy at May 31, 2006 02:40 PMObviously, there's a forgetfulness epidemic! Ow, ow, my lethealgia's acting up!
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 31, 2006 02:46 PM