May 18, 2006

Hey, good luck with that.

Spears unveils new perfume, In Control, for `empowered girls'

The Associated Press
NEW YORK - Britney Spears went from Curious to Fantasy, and now she's In Control.

Those are the names of the pop star's fragrances with Elizabeth Arden. The company says more than 10 million bottles of the three scents have been sold since the launch of Curious in September 2004.

The names are not a coincidence. "As I get older, the names go with my age," said Spears, 24. [...]

Hmm--one per year seems a bit on the quickish side, but I suppose when the clock's at 13 minutes, 50 seconds, you do what you can to get in as much as you can.

I do kinda wonder why they haven't done the obvious--Liz Taylor has White Diamonds, Oleda has White Orchid, you have to wonder why there's no White Trash.

Anyway, does anyone have any suggestions for upcoming fragrance names that "go with her age."

Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 18, 2006 08:24 AM
Comments

"Sagging Bosom?"
"Fading Career?"
"Reality TV Stint?"
"Ill-conceived Comback?"

Posted by: Skinnydan at May 18, 2006 11:33 AM

BabyMomma

Posted by: skillzy at May 18, 2006 03:08 PM

UnWed2KFed

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 18, 2006 03:20 PM