Well, you know, I've been doing this for a while now, and thought that I had seen just about everything. Then, I see this search request floating by, and I have to say it is a new one on me:
Class? Anyone?
Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 9, 2006 12:53 PMDon't reproduce. That way you shave off your genetical area from the gene pool.
Posted by: Sarah G. at May 9, 2006 01:23 PMVery good, Miss Sarah. Anyone else? Class? Anyone?
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 9, 2006 01:35 PMFirst, get a reall, really tiny Norelco shaver. Next, dip down into your cells - one by one, and ask your nucleus to unravel its coiled DNA. Choose a chromosome, and away you go! A hot towel afterwards, and your genes should be feeling spiffy.
One note of caution. Be sure to buy a Mitochondrial Shaver if you wish to shave your Mitochondrial DNA. And don't forget a styptic pencil in case you cut yourself.
Posted by: Skinnydan at May 9, 2006 01:48 PMI see--very nice, Mr. Skinnydan. But what of the multi-blade razors so in fashion at the moment? Can they be utilized for those who don't wish to purchase an electric?
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 9, 2006 01:57 PMIs that anything like a buttockal region?
Posted by: Grouchy Old Yorkie Lady at May 9, 2006 04:04 PMI'm not the least bit sure. And I just hope no one suggests waxing as an alternative.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 9, 2006 04:06 PM