April 24, 2006

Sudden Horrifying Realization #3987

I just now opened a pack of Gulden's Spicy Brown Mustard to put on my hamburger. I don't know if I've been actively NOT noticing this for so many years, but by golly, that stuff sure does look like something out of a baby diaper!

Still tastes good, though.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at April 24, 2006 12:31 PM
Comments

Thanks, I really needed that image a short time after finishing my lunch sandwich.

Posted by: Larry Anderson at April 24, 2006 01:28 PM

You were warned. Sorta.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at April 24, 2006 01:45 PM

That's really a subjective realization based upon what the baby has been eating at the time. If you feed them enough spicy mustard, of course it's going to look like that!

Posted by: Jordana at April 24, 2006 02:48 PM

Oh, I don't know--I seem to recall several of my children who having had partaken of nothing more injurious than their mother's own nectar, then who later on produced pantsful of something remarkably similar in appearance to Gulden's.

And then, there were those other times when one or the other would be cutting teeth, and would produce something quite like the color and consistency of Marmite in their nappies.

::shudder::

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at April 24, 2006 02:56 PM

Probably tasted better than Marmite though! Not that I expect there were any taste comparisons going on.

Posted by: Jordana at April 24, 2006 03:13 PM

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!

I feel queasy now.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at April 24, 2006 03:20 PM

Well don't blame me, I only wrote about soap eating.

Posted by: Sarah G. at April 24, 2006 05:42 PM