Don't want to do it.
I know I could do it--the information is about the ADA, which I've had a relatively good handle on for a long time now, so it would be a nice refresher course for me. I just don't want to have to turn around then and try to teach this stuff to the other folks I work with.
I just don't have the patience for it--I've been in training sessions on other topics with certain of my esteemed coworkers, and it never fails to be a teeth-gritting experience. There's always one guy who thinks he's a lawyer, and wants to drag the discussion down a thousand different tangents, none of which make any sense, except possibly in Bizarro World. Then there's the person who hallucinates, and the guy who thinks he's bright and witty--just like Hawkeye on MASH--except he doesn't have a team of writers and a laff track, then there's the woman who is confused by things like "left" and "right."
Since we have rules that prohibit shouting at people and telling them that they need to either shut up and listen or leave, and other rules that say smiting them with fearsome blows is just right out, I just don't think I would do well in such a position.
Unless I could finagle a way to have a supermodel as my assistant.
Posted by Terry Oglesby at March 28, 2006 11:33 AMOr, perhaps, as your private review session teacher? Or student?
Posted by: skinnydan at March 28, 2006 12:32 PMThose would be okay, too. Although I think the chances of any three of those scenarios coming true is astronomically low.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 28, 2006 01:56 PM