March 17, 2006

Would I get to pick where to pinch you?

Just wondering. The Only Attractive Young Woman in the Building came in this morning loudly proclaiming that everyone needed to have on something green or she'd pinch 'em good. "AND IF SOMEONE PINCHES YOU, AND YOU HAVE GREEN ON, THEY GET TO PINCH YOU BACK EVEN HARDER!"

She even accosted me, and because I'm an idiot, rather than let her pinch me, I showed her I did indeed have a bit of green in the plaid on my 'I Look Like a Little Boy' shirt, thus depriving myself of a vengence pinch upon some portion of her person.

Discretion being the better part of valor, I figured it best not to ask the title question of her, lest I be accused of creating a hostile work environment.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at March 17, 2006 08:55 AM
Comments

How much more hostile can you get than threatening to pinch everyone in the place?

Posted by: skinnydan at March 17, 2006 11:05 AM

Well, see--some persons are better able to say things, that if said by OTHER persons, might be construed as unwanted attention.

A fresh-faced twenty-something young lady can talk about pinching all the old geezers she wants to. However, the geezers must not attempt to play the same game in reverse. Something about equality or something.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 17, 2006 11:46 AM