I know you've all been really REALLY missing this feature due to my seemingly never-ending interruptions from having to actually work. But since it's lunchtime, I have a minute or two free so that we can sit at the feet of ancient Chinese masters and learn some eternal truths.
First up:
Use your eloquence where it will do the most good.
Well, after I got through using it to keep the kitchen table from rocking by folding it up and sliding it under one of the legs, I figured Possumblog would be the next most useful place for it.
Obviously, I could be wrong about that.
NEXT--
Truth may be stretched but can never be broken.
Say, when did Reuters get into writing fortune cookies!? Well, good on them!
TODAY'S LUCKY NUMBERS:
8 12 25 38 40. 25
and
8 12 25 38 40. 25
Yes, that's right--BOTH sets of numbers were IDENTICAL today! How astounding is that!? Imagine the odds against such an occurrence! They must be ULTRA lucky numbers, given to especially worthy persons!
With luck like that, NOTHING can go wrong today...
Posted by Terry Oglesby at March 16, 2006 12:40 PM