March 03, 2006

Hammered.

Lit.

Gassed.

Snockered, bagged, skunked.

Blasted, blitzed, blotto, boiled, bombed, canned, fried, high, hunchpunched, juiced, loaded, looped, pickled, pig-eyed, plastered, ripped, sauced, smashed, soused, stewed, stoned, tanked, tight, tipsy, toasted, wasted.

Paula Abdul last night.

Great gravy, woman--please lay off the Kickapoo Joy Juice.

As for who got let go--the only one I would have done differently is to have gotten rid of Peter Brady before that David kid. He is simply impossible to look at without hearing "Time To Change" running through my head.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at March 3, 2006 09:19 AM
Comments

But did they vote Jack off the island?? My wife watches these things and I think that is what she said.

Posted by: jim at March 3, 2006 10:50 AM

No, Jack was able to intercept the communication before it got anywhere and scramble it, because he found out it was actually the Ruskies doing it, then blowed up a bunch of stuff real good, and pistol whipped a guy.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 3, 2006 11:06 AM

thanks
Was his partner the long legged girl from the WWE?

Posted by: jim at March 3, 2006 11:13 AM

If only...

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 3, 2006 11:41 AM