January 31, 2006

This would almost have been good enough to make me wish we had cable.

Michelle Malkin watches C-SPAN so you don't have to, and witnesses quite possibly an Emmy-worthy performance from Massachusetts'sesses senior senator.

Obviously, Ted needs to watch a nice movie and he could possibly learn something:

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Posted by Terry Oglesby at January 31, 2006 11:47 AM
Comments

Concerning the Senator from Massachoochoo, it seems to work for him.

Posted by: Sarah G. at January 31, 2006 12:42 PM

True, but surely there's a better way to achieve a place in history than being The Kennedy Everyone Makes Fun Of.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at January 31, 2006 01:40 PM

I'm wishing today that Judge Alito's resume included presiding over Teddy's trial and conviction for Mary Jo's death so many years ago.

Posted by: Nate at January 31, 2006 03:07 PM

The only problem is that Ted's not competent to stand trial.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at February 1, 2006 09:01 AM