This just in: Does McDonald's serve emu meat?
Don't I wish!
Next up, a problem I'm sure all you parents know about: how to get grandparents to stop giving junk food all the time.
My kids' grandparents used to do this all the time, until I called and had the local child welfare agency come and arrest them. But seriously, probably the best way to handle this is discretely, by slipping the kids some syrup of ipecac in their junk food, thus causing the junk food to be forcefully ejected onto the floor of the grandparent's domicile.
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Posted by Terry Oglesby at December 21, 2005 02:07 PM