Well, today marks the fourth birthday of Possumblog, four blogyears ago in the blogiverse being the equivalent to sometime after fire was invented, but a bit before the fashioning of metal tools. OH! And we couldn't make fire--we had to carry it around with us when we moved from camp to camp. It was a stressful time--ever try to hunt mastodons with a stick? It's pretty hard. So's coming up with a nice color of paint for the ceiling of the cave that doesn't clash with the drapes. Of course, there were some benefits of living way back then in the Blogolithic era, but mostly it was having to deal with pestilence, famine, saber toothed tigers, and frequent Blogger/Blogspot outages.
Anyway, here I sit now, able to look back and marvel at how far we've come, and able to enjoy the golden age of people--individual people-type persons--sitting at a desk typing on a computer.
One day civilizations will look back at this time and marvel as well, asking, "How did these people ever get anything done at work? Why was no one upset at Glenn Reynolds's hunger for blended puppies? Who would ever read something named after a large, rat-like marsupial? Did Mrs. Sanni Abacha ever get that money transferred?"
And, as I do every day, I ask myself, "Why do I keep doing this?"
I really don't know, other than it gives me something to do to stave off raving lunacy. Or facilitate it. Whatever. I do know that it has been funner than fun can be to meet all of you, whether in person or in pixels, and I appreciate all you folks who've been along for the journey so far. I also appreciate your patience in the lackluster spotty quality you're forced to put up with--I promise the next four years will be the best four more years I have ever had when it comes to coming up with stupid stuff. Unless, you know, it's not. In which case I apologize in advance.
Anyway, to repeat that first statement I started this thing with back on December 20, 2001 at 11:29:35:
"Well, it's finally gotten easy enough, so I herewith launch out into the fetid, overcrowded harbor of blogginess, courtesy of some computerized thingamabobber. You know, when they tapped out the old "what hath God wrought" line on the telegraph, I'm sure they figured this is where it would lead. Serves 'em right."
Heh. Indeed.
Posted by Terry Oglesby at December 20, 2005 10:59 AMFor once I will try and be a man of few words- or only one.
THANKS
Happy anniversary, Pops!
Posted by: Janis at December 20, 2005 11:32 AMYou look OK for a dinosaur. You can't hold a candle to Ms. Welch, though.
She'd probably beat you over the head with a mastodon tusk if you did.
Posted by: skinnydan at December 20, 2005 11:51 AMWell, that would certainly be better than dreaming about great big gophers.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 20, 2005 11:56 AMI think have you to blame for all the time I waste on Blogs. Thanks!
Posted by: Larry Anderson at December 20, 2005 12:23 PMHappy birfday. I have enjoyed reading your blog for at least three years.
Posted by: megabethsugarmama at December 20, 2005 12:23 PMSo, are you older and wiser, or just older?
Either way, congratulations on the anniversary.
Break out the Cornatees and celebrate!
Are you sure you can handle a Cornatee, LittleA? I mean, what with all that jaundice or malaria or whatever stuff you've got?
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 20, 2005 12:43 PMHappy blogiversary! And I think this is the present I would send you, if I was going to send one.
Posted by: Jordana at December 20, 2005 02:25 PMHappy blogiversary!
As far as answering the question "Why do I keep doing this?", my answer would just be "Why not?"
A single pebble dropped into a (blog)pond makes many ripples, and you, sir, have made many many ripples.
[That does not sound quite right but you know what I mean. (I think?)]
Hey Jordana, I don't think Terry quite has the legs for that kind of heater (va va va voom!).
Posted by: MarcV at December 20, 2005 02:27 PMAnd the model's name in the picture? Abishag Welch.
And thank you, Marc--I understood the ripple analogy. Although MD 20-20 or Thunderbird would probably work well, too.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 20, 2005 02:54 PM