December 16, 2005

The office Christmas party.

Another year, another cheese ball.

This one was more of a dinner, so the big serving dish full of collards was more appropriate.

I would like to think I could call the whole affair "restrained," but really, it's just plain old strained more than anything else. Everyone generally gets along okay as co-workers (there are some very loud exceptions), but no one I know of around here socializes after work with each other. Mainly because it's a bunch of very odd bureaucrats who share little in common except the floor they work on.

It used to be more fun when My Friend Charlie was here, or Pam the Liberal, or Cara the Tall Skinny Pretty Intern were here. At least then I could have someone to talk to about things other than the latest annexations and deannexations.

Oh well. Looks like I'll have some of the sausage and cracker trays I brought left over that I can take home with me.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at December 16, 2005 12:33 PM
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Our Christmas parties are pretty much fun. Whether school or department we bring spouses. The last few years the parties were catered so no one had to bring the pot of greens.

Posted by: jim at December 16, 2005 01:01 PM

Jim, how far is the ice from you?

Posted by: Janis at December 16, 2005 01:06 PM

Try having a Christmas luncheon with a bunch of accountants - almost as bad as engineers. The high point, however, is when our Purchasing Director draws names for the booty she's collected from vendors throughout the year. I've won a plush Gateway cow and a lava lamp (I think we've started supplying lava lamps in the dorm rooms along with cable t.v. - not sure where that one came from).

Posted by: Diane at December 16, 2005 02:07 PM

Maybe ours would be more enjoyable with giveaways. Except we don't get anything to give away.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 16, 2005 02:31 PM

Might have already asnwered through Terry but the bad weather was far away. Greenville SC got hit hard. Since we are only about 80 miles from the coast it takes a special set of circumstances for us to have anything. Sundy just might be special.

Posted by: jim at December 16, 2005 02:52 PM

Justin's firm has two office parties for some reason. One dinner party at the house of one of the lawyers. That's for family and they play White Elephant Dirty Santa, which can be entertaining. They also have a lunch party just for the people in the office with a Secret Santa gift exchange, funny gifts preferred. The meals are catered which is nice, but it is hard to find that many funny gifts.

Posted by: Jordana at December 16, 2005 03:00 PM

I would sorta like for us to do gifts, but I never have really like Dirty Santa, even if the gifts are crappy. Because it always seems that someone manages to bring something kinda cool, and everyone goes stinkin' nuts trying to get it away from whoever has it.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 16, 2005 03:18 PM

The only time I at all liked the dirty Santa game was when we played it once with Christmas ornaments. Then I really didn't feel invested. But basically I hate the game -- still it is some what entertaining. Especially when the most traded gift is a fiber optic poinsettia someone wants to slum with. :)

Posted by: Jordana at December 16, 2005 03:30 PM

Sweeeet!

Reba actually got a nice gift one year. It was a cheap Chinese embroidered silk bird picture in the shape of a hexagon. It really wasn't bad at all, and we wound up putting it on a nice matte and framing it. But I think she had to hide it to keep someone from stealing it. You know how church people can be...

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 16, 2005 03:41 PM

Pardon the ignorance and the lateness (I am both sick and Hebrew), but Dirty Santa?

Santa forgot to do the laundry? Off-color reindeer jokes?

Do tell.

Posted by: skinnydan at December 20, 2005 11:26 AM

Dirty Santa is a game where you bring inexpensive or gag gifts to exchange. There are many different ways to play, but the way I've played it most is that the gifts are distributed, and then you go around the room to each person, and if someone has a gift you like better than the one you have, you get to run over there and swap with them. You go around once, and the usual rule is a gift may be swapped only three or so times--after the third time, it stays with the person who has it.

An even more convoluted permutation can be found here.

I don't really like playing it because I've never understood the charm in people fighting over worthless trinkets. Too much like Congress for my tastes.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 20, 2005 11:33 AM