December 13, 2005

Nothing says poetry like spam.

From Sarah G. up Virginia way, a lovely bit of verse created from the subject lines of spam in her e-mail box. It brought a tear to my eye.

And so, I must now make you cry as well.

THUS, I give you, my bit of ispambic pentametric glory:

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Furrier E. Barr

::sniff::


Posted by Terry Oglesby at December 13, 2005 11:02 AM
Comments

Definitely better than Vogon poetry.

Posted by: Sarah G. at December 13, 2005 11:08 AM

Although not quite up there with off-color limericks. But I'm sure there's time.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 13, 2005 01:51 PM

That is some SERIOUS Postmodern stuff there. Certainly no worse than the crap the kids are versing about these days.

[Grumpy Old Man} GET THAT DOG OUTTA MY YARD!!![/GOM]

Posted by: skinnydan at December 13, 2005 02:57 PM

As with most contemporary art of any sort, its validity is not measured by its technical merit, but rather if it was produced by An Artist. Or, you know, maybe A Celebrity. Madonna could write an entire book of this crap and sell a million copies.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 13, 2005 03:46 PM