And that loud thump my head makes when it hits the desk. And that heavy thud when I hit the floor like a sack of wet cement. And please, mind that puddle of drool by my mouth.
I'll be awake soon enough--just let me lie there for a while. I'm sure I'll wake up soon. You know what's weird? When you have a dream that you're typing an entry for your blog while you're asleep, that's what. It's all so very realistic! Well, except for Janet Reno lounging around in a sheer body stocking--that's kinda gross.
Anyway, when I wake up, I think I'll do a real post that will discuss everything I did this weekend. None of which included any sleep.
Posted by Terry Oglesby at December 12, 2005 08:10 AMTwo things: a) QWERTYitus is a dead giveway if your boss comes around. 2) Drool will short out keyboards causing fire to singe too-close facial hairs.
Posted by: Nate at December 12, 2005 10:43 AMI wondered if that smell was The Guy Who Burns Toast, or just my head.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 12, 2005 10:51 AM