December 09, 2005

Place your bets, please.

I want wagers on how long it will be before the Moonbat Brigades blame this--

Earth's Magnetic Pole Drifting Quickly

--on George Bush's refusal to sign the Kyoto Accords.

I give it about three hours.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at December 9, 2005 09:19 AM
Comments

Oh no! The moonbats ate your post!

Posted by: skillzy at December 9, 2005 09:25 AM

Those were no moonbats--it was the evil Halliroverbot! AIEEEEEEEE!

Anyway, it's fixed now.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 9, 2005 09:45 AM

Well, I saw somewhere that the Gulf Stream is shifting and will make Central Europe an ice slick. Seems to me that the additional mass of ice could shift the planet just enough to cause the molten iron at Earth's core to move and shift the magnetic pole.

See, it is Bush's fault.

Or Paul Erlich's.

Posted by: Larry Anderson at December 9, 2005 10:27 AM

It all makes perfect sense now. How could I have been so blind?

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 9, 2005 10:33 AM

Oh, you just needed a little share of my vast scientific knowledge to get your thinking straight.

No, don't thank me. I'm always happy to spread my superior knowledge around.

Did I ever share my stupidity flux theory with you?

Posted by: Larry Anderson at December 9, 2005 10:38 AM

Is that the movie that has Charlize Theron in it?

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 9, 2005 11:04 AM