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Posted by Terry Oglesby at December 8, 2005 03:01 PMHere's a new slogan for them:
Death in 2003.
Destruction in 2005.
Come for the Apocalypse in 2007!
Alternatively:
War & Death have already been here - Come see Pestilence & Famine. France, 2006
Posted by: skinnydan at December 8, 2005 03:36 PMSorry - all of the first one was supposed to be bold
Posted by: skinnydan at December 8, 2005 03:37 PMThat's okay, Dan.
By the way, have I ever mentioned how much I love France?
Exception that proves the rule.
Besides, nobody said they were bad to look at.
Posted by: skinnydan at December 9, 2005 09:26 AMWell, I won't go so far as to say that Chirac is a pretty man.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 9, 2005 09:47 AM