What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The elfabet.
Now, for some reason, that joke just came to me when I was driving around with Rebecca sometime over the weekend. I don't remember ever hearing it before, so when it popped in my head, I told it to Rebecca and she laughed and laughed. Then she told all the other kids when we got home, and they laughed, too.
I wish I could tell them I was the first person to ever think of that, but I'm not.
Posted by Terry Oglesby at December 5, 2005 10:22 AM