November 16, 2005

What time is it? TIME FOR MERCILESS TAUNTING OF THE OPPONENT!

Today's joke an old one, shamelessly stolen from Buzzle.com.

A University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He attempted to start up a conversation by asking her, "Where does you go to school?"

The co-ed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question.

"Yale," she replied.

The UA student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"

Posted by Terry Oglesby at November 16, 2005 11:15 AM
Comments

*Snort*

Posted by: Sarah G. at November 16, 2005 01:39 PM

Even though I grew up far enough south that people would pronounce "ant" as "ain't," I still had to read it several times before I got it.

Posted by: steevil (Dr Weevil's bro Steve) at November 16, 2005 02:33 PM

Actually, there's three homophones there--ant, ain't, and aunt.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at November 16, 2005 02:37 PM