Dave Helton sends along this joke.
I know you get along with your inlaws fairly well, but this be funny--
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The Israeli undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $10,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $10,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Jesus Christ died here and was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."