October 12, 2005

If a tree falls in the forest and no one really cares...

Gore: I don't plan to run for president

--Says, "Too Busy Not Doing Anything Else"

--Alpha-male clothing still not back from cleaners

--Finds being bitter crank more rewarding

--Sighing, eyerolling, becoming "too fatiguing"

--Voters Ask, "Who?"

In the spirit of fairness to Mr. Gore, I would like to point out that I do not plan to run for President, either, and therefore really don't have any room to point and mock.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at October 12, 2005 12:59 PM
Comments

But you could be the first Marsupial-American President.

Posted by: Larry Anderson at October 12, 2005 01:11 PM

If a tree falls in the forest it must be the fault of Bush’s policy against the environment.

Posted by: jim at October 12, 2005 01:22 PM

Larry, you forget William "Billy Possum" McKinley. And we know how that turned out.

And Jim, let's not forget Karl Rove. And digital brownshirts. And Halliburton. And FEMA. And Tipper. OH, wait--not the last one.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at October 12, 2005 01:35 PM