...Aardvark Trimming Machine--I think maybe you really wanted to go here.
Now, I'm not about to get into a discussion of why anyone would want to trim an aardvark. "Live and let live," and all that. But still, I am amazed that there is enough interest in such a thing that someone would actually come up with a machine to do it. I mean, back in my day, you just grabbed a pair of scissors and held on for dear life.
Well, I mean, for the people who trimmed their aardvarks. I never actually did anything like that.
Honest.
Pricey things, though--400 bucks!
Posted by Terry Oglesby at October 7, 2005 11:48 AM