September 14, 2005

Speaking of college professors...

...here's one close to where Ophelia is coming to visit.

Dr. Jim's Weather Dog* says it's raining.


*Something like a Trunk Monkey, a Weather Dog is a handy service animal. A Weather Dog is an invaluable aid in determining climatic conditions. The Weather Dog is allowed out of the house, and upon his return, data can be downloaded regarding current conditions.

If the dog is wet, it is raining.

If the dog is panting, it is hot.

If the dog's fur is all ruffled up, it is windy.

If the dog is shivering, it is cold.

If the dog smells like a skunk, there are skunks around.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at September 14, 2005 02:41 PM
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