Dr. Smith sent me a link to this story, and wondered if our favorite archivist had ever thought about an alternative occupation...
Skinny Firefighter Slithers to the Rescue
Posted by Terry Oglesby at August 26, 2005 11:44 AMSomehow I think Mrs. Skinny might have some issues with the change. I'll ask her if it'll make you feel better.
Posted by: skinnydan at August 29, 2005 08:22 AMHeh--well, be prepared to make the change. Girls love them firemen, y'know!
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at August 29, 2005 08:27 AM"Here's one for the ladies: The Hebrew Homesaver! This Brawny Brooklynite weighs in at a svelte 140 lbs. Just don't ask this Yiddish Yowza to light your fire - he only puts them out!"
Something about the idea just doesn't flow.
Posted by: skinnydan at August 29, 2005 11:49 AMMaybe--"He puts out fires, but he can light them too!" You know, all that menorah experience should come in handy.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at August 29, 2005 11:55 AM