August 19, 2005

Four hours.

From 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m., with a couple of unscheduled pit stops to rid myself of the Diet Coke I should have known better than to drink. Then again, at least I had an excuse for being able to get up, if only for a moment. And a much better one than just wanting to go absolutely insane and start screaming for everyone just to shut up if they didn't have anything substantive to say.

Overall, there was probably about twenty minutes of actual value, the rest was just people restating the same thing in a multitude of ways, spouting jargon, or confusing identifying a problem with solving a problem.

Another source of blabberosity (and irritation) is the coworker I have who thinks she is a complete and utter authority on computers, and if she's having a problem tends to think everyone else must be having the same problem, leading to much ranting as she goes on and on about how she can't find files, or can't e-mail something, or how sometimes the document margins go all the way out to the edge of the screen and sometimes don't, or how opening an image file with MS Word just fills up the screen with random letters and numbers. It would be much easier if she could just bring herself to admit she's a neophyte and might need some training, instead of trying to lecture everyone else about how to do things.

That prison guard gig keeps looking better and better.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at August 19, 2005 01:38 PM
Comments

You should come over to my place for cookies. It sounds like you could use some.

Posted by: Sarah G. at August 19, 2005 02:26 PM

Mmmm, milk and cookies!

You don't have to worry. In a few years all of your yung'uns will be grown, left the coop and working, sending you money so that you can live in the lap of luxury. And you'll still have the Volvo, minimizing your car expenses.

Posted by: MarcV at August 19, 2005 02:55 PM

Cookies DO sound nice. As for car expenses, I bet if I took the prison job they'd let me drive one of those vans with the bars on the windows...

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at August 19, 2005 03:00 PM

I think I have identified your problem. You are expecting something "valuable" to come out of a meeting.

Posted by: Larry Anderson at August 19, 2005 03:44 PM

Could be--although I think it's more knowing that nothing valuable will come out of it, yet making myself go anyway.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at August 19, 2005 03:55 PM