August 09, 2005

Stupid Looking Teevee Shows That I Promise I Will Not Watch, Based Entirely On Their Promos

E-Ring. (NBC) How about Bo-ring. I know I'll be Sno-ring. Quite possibly the stupidest, most vile promos of the whole bunch, the only thing that could make it plausible is if Hopper grabbed an oxygen mask and fondled a scrap of blue velvet.

Invasion. (ABC) Creepy alien things in Florida? NO! WAY! DUDE!

Ghost Whisperer. (CBS) Jennifer Love Hewitt talks to ghosts. One might even be her career.

Thankfully, there will always be Andy Griffith reruns.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at August 9, 2005 03:07 PM
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Now, now. I'm quite certain Ms. Love-Hewitt (and, as an aside, hyphenated names are so '90s, are they not?) has a long career ahead of her. I see her joining those shining lights of television. Anne Jillian. Judith Light. Stephanie Zimbalist. Kate Jackson.

All in movies with names like "A Chance to Love"; "Jenny's Secret"; and "A New Kind of Family". Yes, Ms. Hewitt has plenty of options available, as long as there's a Lifetime Movie to be made.

"Lifetime: The Channel of Sappy Movies Nobody's Ever Heard of, Starring Actresses we used to think were Hot."

Posted by: skinnydan at August 9, 2005 09:13 PM

Ewwww!!
Jennifer Love Hewitt just really gets on my nerves with that stupid smile. I can't stand her!!

Posted by: UziQ at August 10, 2005 10:42 AM