Oh, thank heavens the government has been stymied in its efforts to persecute this tender, humble, man of God!
Oh, and by the way--I don't want to ever hear another word about all that "rich keep getting richer at the expense of minorities" crap. It's obviously just fine to take as much as you want as long as you spread a little bit back to the right people.
(No online story yet--but acquitted on all charges--announced at around noon. Okay--here's the online version from al.com. )
Posted by Terry Oglesby at June 28, 2005 12:01 PMI can't believe these results. . . then again I can considering the jury.
We'll we all know what Richard and Michael Jackson have in common.
Posted by: El at June 28, 2005 12:02 PMIt is times like these that I am reminded of the Simpsons.
Burns : If loving one's country is a crime, I am guilty of that. If stealing a trillion dollar bill from our govt. and handing it to the communist Cuba is a crime, then I am guilty of it. If bribing a jury is a crime, then help me, I'll soon be guilty of that too.
Homer : [gets up and salutes] God bless America!
Posted by: Kenny at June 28, 2005 01:42 PM"Oh, and by the way--I don't want to ever hear another word about all that "rich keep getting richer at the expense of minorities" crap."
Um, do you mind if I do an interpretive dance on the socio-economic implications throughout history of Robin Hood?
Posted by: vachon at June 28, 2005 03:27 PMJust hurry up before Mr. Scrushy beats you to it!
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 28, 2005 03:31 PM