June 21, 2005

Unfair Stereotyping?

I'm not sure. But why is it that everyone has some sort of horror story about a PE coach who taught driver's ed on the side, and even though he was pulling down big money as a coach, and even though he had a cushy job wearing shorts and sneakers all day, and even though he was more or less immune to censure, was still dumb as a stump, unable to find a job in any other occupation, enjoyed humiliating young people, and whose only way of communication was through yelling?

Yes, I know there are good teachers--I am getting rather sick of being reminded about it, in fact. Let me just say, if you find that you have to keep reminding other people that you are a highly trained professional, something might be amiss somewhere.

Anyway, as you can probably tell by that intro, Oldest's driving experience yesterday was not a pleasant one. One of the coaches from Clay-Chalkville seems to have found a way to get assigned driving duty. Why do I make it sound as though he wanted the task? I don't know--it just seems very odd that we keep hearing from multiple sources that all the local driver's ed instructors keep urging students to let THEM give them their road test for their driver's license, with the promise that all they have to do is go to the license bureau and show them the paper, and they can get their license immediately. Do they get some kind of extra stipend from someone depending on how many road tests they administer? Are they just saying that to get parents to sign their kids up for driver's ed, so they can make a bit more money for doing absolutely nothing? I'm not sure, but I think I might just need to find out. Especially considering the fact that we heard OTHER anecdotes when I took Ashley for her permit that the licensing department will NOT honor road tests administered by other people.

"Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck," "rotten in Denmark," &c.

This was made even clearer when we got the debriefing yesterday after the experience was all over. On her time to drive, the instructor asked her how much she'd driven, and when she told him that she'd only had several hours Saturday, he exploded and yelled that there was no way he could teach her how to drive in only two days.

Well, Ace, whoa up just a bit, there. The class is called "Driver's Education." It is your JOB to teach her the fundamentals of operating a motor vehicle. If you are UNABLE to DO your JOB, maybe you need your ass standing behind a counter at McDonald's. Although I hear their standards are pretty high, so you might have some problems fitting in.

Part of the problem is that she drove last, and the other three guys in the car got similar yelling treatment before they got to her. So, she was already nervous by the time it got to be her turn. The car was unfamiliar (I think it was a Taurus, but she wasn't sure) and she couldn't quite get the seat and mirrors adjusted right, and rather than offer her any help, the guy just yelled. They drove around the parking areas for about thirty minutes, and again, with an unfamiliar car, it was hard for her to miss the various curbs and such, and add to that someone yelling every time she made a miscue. Oh, and slamming on his own brake. Seems he's probably never heard of Jackie Stewart, and thinks it a fine pedagogical technique to overreact to everything by burying the auxiliary pedal into the floorboard.

I asked her what the other guys (who'd been driving longer) did wrong and she said they made a variety of the same sorts of mistakes--bumping curbs, not staying in the lanes--and they all got the same screaming fits.

"Well, sugar, at least you know it wasn't personal--he's like that to everyone. Just do you best, and don't let him intimidate you, and remember to take your time and try to drive as smoothly as possible. Face it--no matter how mean he is, it would be pretty hard for him to fail you in this class without making himself look bad." Reba told me that the guy was nice enough after it was over to tell Oldest he was sorry he made her cry. Which is a mighty fine gesture--for a ignorant shitheel.

We talked about it for a little while at supper last night while Reba was in class, and I think she'll do better today. I resisted the urge to go with her to drop her off this morning. I figure it's about time she learned how to deal with jerks like that without my interference.

At least, without my interference being readily apparent.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at June 21, 2005 08:20 AM
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I'm sorry she had a rough day. I told one of my daughters almost the exact thing about another situation: "He's like that to EVERYBODY," and it does seem to help that it's not personal. Knowing that YOU support her will help; I'll bet she doesn't cry today.

Posted by: Kathy at June 21, 2005 08:48 AM

Most of these coaches/driving instructors/history teachers are the scum of the earth. The guy I had in high school used the time when he was supposed to be teaching us to drive for running personal errands. Going to the cleaners, video store, post office, etc. I think I actually drove the car once. Yeah ONE BLOODY TIME. Then, because driver's ed was only a half course, I had to take PE again for another half year. I was not lucky enough to get a teacher's aide position. Mostly because I did not have breasts

Don't let this guy bully your daughter. They are just the blockheads who used to pick on weaker kids in school all grown up. Just try to remember some of the bully types you knew in school. Would you want them teaching your children? Would you even want them with 50 yards of your kids? I thought not.

I am not against coaches as a rule, but most coaches are only in that position only because they could not succeed at anything else. They are a bitter lot and take out their hate for others' successes on kids. It's worse on the kids that obviously have a bright future. Sadly, public schools always get the worst of the lot because the quality coaches/teachers are working at a higher level.

Sorry about the rant.

Posted by: Shadowhelm at June 21, 2005 08:59 AM

Yikes! The bad thing about all this is I really do admire people who enjoy teaching and who are good at their jobs, and just like any other job they get tarred with a broad brush due to the actions of a few less-than-stellar co-workers. Hey, I'm a bureaucrat, I know stereotyping. But for all the talk from certain quarters ::cough::Alabama Education Association::cough:: about how much they care for The Children (tm), we do seem to tolerate an awfully high level of these kinds of blowhards in positions of authority.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 21, 2005 09:19 AM

Hey Shadowhelm, everyone has breasts, it's just that some are bigger than others.

It makes you wonder if they force teachers to cover Drivers Ed. as a punishment or just for being low man on the totem pole. I can slightly understand the fear of sweaty-palmed teenage strangers driving a car that you happen to be in. I can't understand the yelling/swearing.

I suppose you could report this to the school administration, where it will languish in the circular file. Our tax dollars at work.

Posted by: Spud at June 21, 2005 09:26 AM

Well, it's like I told Reba, Marc, if I--of all people on this planet--can spend five or six hours in a car with her and not ONCE yell, I figure he should be able to go for thirty minutes.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 21, 2005 09:29 AM

It's funny how the schools always put the incompetent coaches as teachers of history and drivers' ed. Is history that unimportant? As a result of that, I have very little knowledge of history, government or economics other than what I have learned on my own. (My first history course in college, History of Europe, was the most difficult course I took because I was so unprepared for it, and I squeaked by with a B because I got special help and rewrote several papers.)

In high school, I was unaware of why one particular coach always was out to get me in trouble. I received a week's detention for being late to class (sitting down in my seat as the bell was ringing). His own kids were lazy and stupid. I'd love to have the chance to rip on his sorry career to his face.

Posted by: sugarmama at June 21, 2005 10:17 AM

Maybe it's just me--I might be expecting too much based on my own driver's ed teacher, who was VERY good. She took no guff from people, but she was knowledgeable and fair, and didn't feel the need to belittle her students.

She also made her husband shave his armpits, but that it another story entirely.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 21, 2005 10:38 AM

Very little knowledge of history, Sugah? Heck, I got to take Alabama history TWICE! Once in second grade and then again in fourth grade to make sure I remembered what the state bird was.

Posted by: skillzy at June 21, 2005 10:40 AM

The state history course should take no longer than two weeks to teach. That information does no good in college history courses. I remember taking that course in 9th grade from a COACH - he could not have done any better teaching five year olds how to count to ten.

Posted by: sugarmama at June 21, 2005 10:55 AM

One of the teachers I used to work with (a HIGHLY competent math teacher) always got really offended when one of the kids called him "Coach." They just assumed that ALL of the male teachers were coaches. I don't think any of them called him "coach" more than once, though.

Posted by: Kathy at June 21, 2005 11:07 AM

Well, it might not do you any good in college, but it's still good to know more about anything. The trouble is finding someone who can make learning more about Alabama interesting and worth something.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 21, 2005 11:09 AM

Heh--Kathy, that's funny, because one of the things teachers are big on now is developing their "coaching skills." I imagine your math teacher wouldn't find that pleasant.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 21, 2005 11:11 AM

Not to get too far off subject, but history in most high schools is a joke. No matter if it is taught by a coach or not. I should know because I have a BA in history and I learned none of that in HS. In my SENIOR history class in high school were were graded on things like crossword puzzles and word finds. That is stuff you give to 4th graders not high school seniors. It was a pointless exercise in multiple point test tactics. I never had to write a paper or do any thinking at all.

When I got to college I discovered that history is not so much about dates and events as it is about what makes up who we are. Why our society is the way it is, etc. If you don't know where you have been how do you know where you are going? Kids get none of these ideas in high school. Pity.

Posted by: Shadowhelm at June 21, 2005 11:11 AM

Let's not get started on how bad history is taught. It's a miracle I made it through anything in college given my poor in-school education.

I had the misfortune of seeing a high-school european history textbook a few years back, and they gave Magna Carta a single sentence. I tried explaining to the poor kid who showed me the book that he didn't understand because his book was a piece of crap, but I don't think it helped.

Posted by: skinnydan at June 21, 2005 12:03 PM

I guess I got lucky in a couple of ways. First of all, I was already a pretty good driver before I ever took driver's ed. Second of all, our driver's ed teacher (and yes, he was a P.E. coach) was very calm and reasonable.

Of course, since my parents had already given me lots of instruction and road-time, I only drove the car twice for class before the coach said, "You already know this, let's let somebody else get behind the wheel." I spent the rest of the semester sitting in back seat, reading and enjoying the sunshine.

Just remember: her instructor's bad attitude should make her appreciate your patience all the more. Still, once she's done with the class, I imagine you'll want to give him a piece of your mind. I know I would.

Posted by: Dougal Campbell at June 21, 2005 12:36 PM

Bad history, taught badly, eh, Dan? Was Magna Carta Jimmy's brother?

And Dougal, I hope you're right about her appreciating me a bit more--I suppose she just didn't realize all those boring circles and stuff were much preferrable to getting yelled at.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 21, 2005 01:34 PM

Sorry her experience was rotten. My son and his friends had pretty good drivers ed. teachers. They all tended to be fat, balding and very calm. Not a coach in the bunch.

Posted by: jim at June 21, 2005 01:48 PM

It will be interesting to hear how it went today...

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 21, 2005 02:12 PM