Possumblog

Now I know how to make you feel paranoid.

Make who feel paranoid?

You realize it was probably your bride or one of your children don't you?

or worse, your boss...

<jedi mind tricks>
"This is not the Oglesby you're looking for."
</jedi mind tricks>

Person Looking for Terry: Let me see your identification.
Terry: [influencing the someone's mind] You don't need to see my identification.
Google searcher: We don't need to see his identification.
Terry: This isn't the Terry Oglesby you're looking for.
Google Searcher: This isn't the Terry Oglesby we're looking for.
Terry: You can go about your business.
Google Searcher: I can go about my business.
Terry: Move along.
Google Searcher: Moving along... moving along.

As one can see, The Force is strong in this one.

Hmph, someone beat me too it.

And double hmph, I misspelled "to". My high school English teacher would flunk me for that. Good thing I'm not in high school.

Jedi, eh?

Which calls for the dusting of of "You might be a Redneck Jedi if..."

If you really want to freak him out, come here from a search for ""Wendy Garner" stalker". I tried it, it's fun!

Yes, but that's one of the other Terry Oglesbys. Not me. Not at all. Someone else entirely.

I found your site with "Terry Oglesby is my dad".

Well, we know that's not true because I don't have any children.

"Hmph, someone beat me 2 it."

But ONLY by 5 minutes! ;-)
(Maybe it's really the fArce that's strong...)