June 02, 2005

So, what's this about garden gnomes?!

Well, a certain business professor got to wondering how hard it is to make these things, specifically with an eye toward doing some generic school mascot sorts of gnomes, for various rabid fans who tend to purchase anything even remotely related to their university's mascot.

Hmm. Sounds like a pretty good idea--which I suppose is why someone's already in the business of doing it. ::sigh:: I did a bit of looking this morning and found that someone has already stuck a toe in the Officially Licensed Collegiate Garden Gnome market. Now, as Jim noted, no matter which school you choose, the body of the gnome is the same, so these aren't quite what he had in mind, which was something a bit more customized to each school.

Of course, Auburn has already had our own tiny garden gnome as a head coach, so as Jim suggested, something more like a gnomish tiger or eagle might be more marketable.

Up there where Doc Smith is at East Carolina, of course, is Pirate country, and a chubby pirate gnome would probably would be kinda cute. Not that this guy is cute, necessarily, but shrunk down some he might work.

I just wonder if there's a market for life-size polyresin cheerleader statuary? Might go over even better than gnomes.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at June 2, 2005 10:17 AM
Comments

Thanks goodness Lyman doesn't read this stuff, or an LSU gnome would be on the way tonight.

Posted by: Janis at June 2, 2005 10:50 AM

::PSSST! HEY! Lyman--look at this!::

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 2, 2005 10:55 AM

Nice...abs on that lifesize polyresin statuary.

Posted by: skinnydan at June 2, 2005 11:17 AM

Hmm. Well, I guess so. I hadn't really noticed.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 2, 2005 11:34 AM

And Justin thinks I'm weird for buying a little gargoyle for the garden. The gnomes are much, much worse.

Posted by: Jordana at June 2, 2005 01:26 PM

Maybe you should paint the gargoyle in Notre Dame's colors...

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 2, 2005 01:33 PM

I've got a dachshund and a dragon in the woods along the edge of our lawn.

Posted by: Sarah G. at June 2, 2005 08:41 PM

I'm still thinkin about a lawn...

Posted by: Tony at June 2, 2005 11:21 PM

You can have mine, if you'll come get it.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 3, 2005 10:45 AM