May 26, 2005

Sadly, the increase will be funneled directly into Ted Kennedy--

Senate Bill Would Double Ethanol Use

Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 26, 2005 10:47 AM
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"Subsidies" (sung to the Beatles' 'Yesterday')

Subsidies
Spending money on 'priorities'
Lobbyists making unheard-of fees
Oh I believe, they're subsidies

Why they have to waste my dough I don't know
it's such a shame
Corn likker in my tank's really rank
but who to blame

Needs work, but I'll get to it.

Posted by: skinnydan at May 26, 2005 11:15 AM

Who knew you had such a tender and caring side!? ::sniff:: Beautiful--simply beautiful...

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 26, 2005 11:21 AM

I'm in the wrong line of work. Now all I need to do is find someone willing to hire a parodist, with specialties in song lyrics and photoshop.

Posted by: skinnydan at May 26, 2005 11:24 AM

Do you need an agent?

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 26, 2005 11:32 AM

Uuhhh, suuure.

Will you work for kosher food?

Posted by: skinnydan at May 26, 2005 11:38 AM

Mmmmm--brisket!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 26, 2005 12:07 PM