More great literary stylings from the General Safety Rules Governing Normal (Non-Emergency) Operations--
8.18. Keep drawers tidy to avoid punctures from scissors or other hazards that may be hidden under a pile of paper.
Obviously, something written in response to that whole Sandy Berger incident from a while back.Anyway, this is just a good common-sense rule--just remember how your mom always told you to wear clean underwear.
And then, there's this:
8.19 Keep razor blades, thumbtacks, and other sharp objects in a closed drawer.
No word on how to get them out.Finally, from Chapter 17 Chain Saw Safety:
17.4 Do not handle or operate a chain saw when you are fatigued, ill, or upset; or if you have taken alcohol, drugs, or medication.
Man, I tell you what, they've taken all the fun out of everything. Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 25, 2005 02:13 PMSo I guess they would not have approved of when my friends and I went to another friend's house and rev-ed a chain saw in the driveway at around midnight.
Well he was being a total dip and we thought he deserved it.
Posted by: Sarah G. at May 25, 2005 02:20 PMI don't know--that might be covered in the Emergency Operations manual.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 25, 2005 02:23 PM