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Naked YODA?!?

Sick I'm gonna be, I think!

*****Warning -Extreme Geek Moment coming- *****

Actually, you can see a female type Yoda being in "The Phantom Menace". She is on the jedi council and apparently her name is Yaddle. Currently, the romantic status between Yoda and Yaddle is unknown.

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Well, not to spread rumors, but I heard Yoda & Yaddle are splitsville. Seems she caught the little guy with his utility belt down demonstrating Jedi "levitating" powers to some floozy 300 years younger.

I heard she's gonna get the mud hut and the X-wing in the settlement.

So, Yoda comes prancing in here with all that, "There is no think, there is only do," garbage and thinks that's a good excuse for hopping on every piece Bakuran eye candy who walks by. "The Force is strong," he says! MY EYE! Comes dragging his ugly stumpy tail in here, "Forgive me you will?" and I tell him he can go sleep with whatever put that smell all over him. My mother TOLD me the little dipwad was no good, and I know now I should have listened to her [Other 3,000 words redacted by site admin. Ed..]

Well, I didn't really want to say anything, but I hear Yaddle is a frigid biatch. Every time Yoda wants to get his freak on, she is all like "Be at peace Yoda. Feel the Force flowing though you" and Yoda is like "No, I want to feel my force flowing through you!"

Can't blame the guy for getting his needs filled elsewhere. Even Jedi Masters need a little bone'n now and then.

THAT'S RIGHT!

You tell him, sister! That no good bum come draggin himself back in here thinking he can sweep you off your feet with a lightsaber and a promise? "For good only is the Jedi; the easy path to take is floozies to be shtupping, but to the dark side it leads" MY FANNY!!

You done the right thing putting that two timin' mind control muppet out on his keester. You don't need no MAN...uuhh, frog...uuhhhh WHATEVER HE IS around to use the force, child.

::sigh:: You know, we never had these problems when I ran things. A little time in the holodeck, and things were just fine.

You think things were...

good...

when you...

ran the show?

Now in my day...

there were some real...

babes

tobehad. In miniskirts, too.

Sheesh. One lousy instanlanche and this place is overrun by trendoids. I knew there wouldn't be as much room here for the regulars.

HEY! YOU! Back behind the ropes, please.

Man, I just came here for some popcorn and I get all this yoda, yeeda twaddle.

Yoda keep your pants...er robe thingy on and get a room.

We have ice cream on the way--please be patient.