May 13, 2005

Oh, and that sunroof smashin' possum?

One of Smiley Anders' readers, Buz Broussard of Lafayette, ruins a perfectly good story with a reasonable alternative explanation. (Scroll down just a bit to see it.)

And there is absolutely no mention of anything like a robopossum. So rest easy on that score. They don't exist, period.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 13, 2005 02:20 PM
Comments

I’m surprised they didn’t claim the possum dropped from a weather balloon.
They will do anything to keep us from the truth.

Posted by: jim at May 13, 2005 02:27 PM

Well you know, the possum is out there.

Posted by: Sarah G. at May 13, 2005 02:36 PM

LOOK! AGENT SCULLY!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 13, 2005 02:56 PM

Now that might take my mind off the “attack of the ROBOPOSSUMS.

Posted by: jim at May 13, 2005 03:06 PM

I just provide the information. I never said there aren't any robopossums, it is for a later episode.

Posted by: Sarah G. at May 13, 2005 04:17 PM

No, there are none. Whatever you've seen, whatever you've been told is wrong. There are no robopossums.

::walks away, opens door to warehouse full of robopossums::

Cigarette-smoking Man: Do they suspect?

::Pudgy blogwriter pulls off mask, revealing face of Chet the E-Mail Boy::

"No--of course not."

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 13, 2005 04:30 PM

Say, is that a black helicopter flying over that way? Dropping marsupial-like objects over suburban semi-luxury cars?

Darned UN.

Posted by: skinnydan at May 16, 2005 09:23 AM