April 21, 2005

Trolling

What is the thrill, exactly?

Dropped by to check the Haloscan comments, as I do occasionally to see if I've missed anything, and sure enough, some odd person took it upon him or herself to show me their exact level of illiteracy in a running series of comments on a set of posts a year old. Why? What purpose does it serve?

I realize that for children (or young adults who have moved out on their own to their mom's basement) there probably is some sort of thrill about spewing anonymous gibberish, but I promise you, there really are better things to do with your time. Maybe take a walk. Ride your bike. Ask your teacher if you can help her clean the classroom.

Just remember, no one will ever take you seriously if you type in all caps, if you are unable to spell, if you have the reading comprehension of a banana, and if you are unwilling to engage in a conversation without hiding. Such naughtiness gets you banned from commenting, and gets your silly yammering deleted.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at April 21, 2005 11:45 AM
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I'm sorry. I was having a bad day. I'll try & be good from now on.

PLS MISTER OGGGLEDY DONT BAN ME IAM UR FRIEND IWONT BE MEAN ITS BECASUE MY EDUCATIATING HAS BEEN BAD

Posted by: skinnydan at April 21, 2005 12:35 PM

Oddly enough, your spoof is actually more literate than the stuff I deleted. Therefore, I know it was not you. (Wrong IP address, too.)

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at April 21, 2005 12:52 PM

Quit lookin' at my IPs, you perv.

Posted by: skinnydan at April 21, 2005 01:51 PM

It wasn't baby Jay, was it? He was awfully grumpy this morning, and the poor little guy hasn't had any formal education... He DOES seem to be able to find the caps lock, though!

Posted by: Lenise at April 21, 2005 01:55 PM

No, I don't think it was Jay, Lenise. But if I find out it was, me and him gonna go 'round and 'round!

Dan, I know you are but what am I? (Hey, I can be immature with the best of them!)

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at April 21, 2005 01:58 PM

Your ability to be immature I was certainly not worried about.

Posted by: skinnydan at April 21, 2005 03:08 PM

Yes you were.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at April 21, 2005 03:15 PM